When the Shit Hits the Fan and the Puke Hits the Carpet


After four and a half years of using Natural Dog Training with Eva, my pit bull rescue, we were finally getting somewhere. She had just turned eight years old, and we had completed a full month straight of really nice work together. We had been cycling through the five cores and really working the heel and down stay. She was getting light on her feet and we both felt calm and quiet. Then the day I decided to take a rest, she gorged herself on our training kibble (after I had fed her a raw breakfast to celebrate our “day off”). OOOOOffff. She also chewed up a bunch of empty Tupperware containers that were sitting on the kitchen counter and dragged some tampons out of the bathroom. So when I got home to this mess, I thought wow, she must really be regressing back to puppyhood and now we are getting somewhere. So I wasn’t that upset about it.

But then she kept me up all night needing to go out every couple of hours to dump the kibble load and I STILL woke in the morning to one of the most putrid vomit piles ever and had to call Stanley Steemer to clean my roommate’s rug. I was livid. I was tired of putting up with this bullshit.

I had to go to a networking breakfast that morning, so after cleaning the vomit, I put Eva in the car (in a crate) and she was still panting and whining and acting like a complete lunatic. After I came out of my meeting, I found that she had broken the door to this new crate. I thought I was literally going to kill this dog (this is the 6th or 7th crate she’s broken, so many I’ve lost track). I’ve never been so angry in my life. I started crying because I had this dog who couldn’t be crated nor it seemed, healed.

I took her home and basically we had it out with the bite toy. Then we did some really nice box work, and she seemed calm (or despondent, could have been either!). I was sort of losing my cool but channeling it into the training and feeling pretty okay. On the way to our next appointment, I ranted at her a bit in the car. I think she got the point. She stopped barking in her crate until a few hours later when we headed for home and she started feeling her oats again (or the charge of homebase?).

So we got home and I think I finally got to a deeper level of her DIS, because after a good fight over the toy (and some junky rage noise), followed by a smooth carry, she went into a down and flopped voluntarily to give me belly. We were both still a tiny bit edgy (okay, maybe just me) but she got a really good belly rub.

Now that I’ve also dumped some DIS, everyone is calm and quiet in the house. I’ve been crating ALL the dogs whenever I leave the house and Eva has been respectfully staying inside her crate until I get home. She’s turned into my best “belly girl,” and also not afraid to show me her lip curling smiles when she feels fear.

I’ve dispensed with the headiness of the Byron Katie turnarounds, the addiction to Buddhism, and just focused on the pushing, as well as the Rage that my dogs bring up in me. And it’s really giving me courage and helping thaw my emotions. Yay for Eva the Don Diva! And the dogs that drive us crazy, forcing us to take it to the next level. Stay tuned for more updates… now that I’m finally getting the feel for this stuff, exciting things are happening!


Puppies Are Terrible


My top ten list of why puppies are terrible:

10. They are soft. People want shoes made of my puppy. This is frightening.

9. They make cute noises just like a baby. In the middle of the night. #Mommybrain

8. Puppies manipulate your emotions more than any other animal. You must have nerves of steel to avoid spoiling your puppy and ruining his temperament for life!

7. Obviously, there’s the chewing, and the needle sharp teeth. And you can’t correct him for biting, lest you scar his developing ego.

6. People will want to be your best friend so they can hang out with your puppy, but only while it’s “cute.” They will demand puppy visitation even though you are exhausted and obviously have nothing better to do than provide all your friends and family with their “puppy fix.”

5. You will fall in love with a puppy faster than anything. Then they will drain your bank account. The original gold-diggers.

4. Crate training is a bitch but absolutely neccessary. Even with the crate, you will still need all your carpets cleaned. $$$

3. The eyes. Don’t stare at the eyes! Puppy can gain control over your soul this way.

2. The ears. Silky soft and so floppy! Don’t chew off the ears, they need those things later.

1. Puppy breath. People get drunk on this stuff and then require rehab services.


Don’t forget, you can learn all about how to raise your puppy right at the Natural Dog Training Conference October 3rd and 4th in Cape Elizabeth, Maine.

Natural Dog Training in Action

What does Natural Dog Training look like? It looks like this! Well, we are still cleaning up our technique, but this is the fun and natural way to train your dog. Push, heel, down, stay, speak!

The creator of Natural Dog Training, Kevin Behan, is coming to Maine October 3rd and 4th to give a hands-on dog training seminar. We are so excited to bring you this unique opportunity to train for two full days in this intensive, immersive weekend workshop.

Build a stronger connection with your dog using Kevin’s progressive and natural methods. Register now!

Prey Essence Next to Predator Aspect

I recently took a trip to Vermont to get some help from Kevin introducing my new rescue dog Freya to one of my other rescues, Eva. We met a fellow NDT practicioner, and his dog, Mikey.

The above video is just a short view of how we worked with the dogs, introducing them and allowing them to process the charge. Eva was lifting Mike’s lip with her muzzle so I asked Kevin what that was all about. He explained that she is accessing the prey essence (saliva) in order to connect with the predator aspect (eyes). This is how she made a connection with Mikey so that even the predator becomes grounding.

Natural Dog Training is Coming to Maine!

Natural Dog Training Conference

I am so excited to announce that I have invited Kevin Behan, the founder of Natural Dog Training, to come to Maine to teach a two-day conference this fall. The seminar will cover the fundamental principles of Natural Dog Training and also include hands-on training to learn the core exercises, so bring your dog! This is a fantastic opportunity to learn Natural Dog Training from the creator himself. Kevin’s methods are completely unique from “alpha” type trainers, and much more intricate than clicker-style or positive reinforcement. Natural Dog Training helps you to connect with your dog’s true nature, creating harmony between human and dog.

We are limiting the attendance to 25 people in order to keep the group small enough for Kevin to give some personalized attention to each handler. We will also work in teams of two in for those who don’t bring a working dog to get hands-on experience. So if you have any interest at all in dog training, or a desire to deepen the bond between you and your dog, save the dates: October 3rd and 4th, and start planning your trip to beautiful Cape Elizabeth, Maine! Use this link to register: Natural Dog Training Conference.